July 2010
27 posts
Don't Regret Working Too Hard →
oh man!!
Ok seriously I was on the underground today having my usually day dream, you know the one. You get on spot a guy and have an underground relationship with him. Till you leave him. You imagine all the good times, the bad times what could be.
Halfway through this morning’s marriage to Mr grey suit the Church or Latter day Saints appear and I cheated on my imaginary husband with all three of them....
“don’t eat too much food or you’ll become a kirsty…alley”
– charazard
“if i actually tried i would be a god, but I don’t so I’m only a...”
– me, me me
wasted
omoko:
Hurt locker was not the kind of film that I enjoy to watch. If I wanted to watch emotionally retarded people sit in showers crying i would watch dawson’s creek reruns. I’m never going to get those 2hours of my life back now am I. Sent by emoze push mail
Mr Omoko back on form!!
“telling me i’m attractive is like telling the pope he’s...”
– a guy who was far too up himself on the phone….yeah i wouldnt date him either
How to Avoid (and Quickly Recover from)... →
forget prada and louis it's Fitness First all the...
Has anyone else noticed, this is to my London people that there seems to be a new trend emerging. It’s very quiet and sly but seems to be very effective.
It’s the gym bag movement. I only noticed it this morning while carrying my own gym bag. Fitness First bags are everywhere.
Think about it how else do you want people to know you make the extra effort, don’t wear it on your...
becasue only he could...
Charlie 'Staples' Marples: i have the oppurtunity i just withhold cos ima moral and ethical marvel:). what stories? what stories?
Jean-Junior K Mayala: moral no a marvel at times yes...
Charlie 'Staples' Marples: i dont understand gthat statement cvos of my disabilitys but im gonna take it as a compliment
“haha white guy black afro black guy white afro :) oh and also a guy at work has...”
– Liam Gamble too classic to be true
“i was chest raped and traumatised”
– Liam Gamble on being in a gay bar!!
The Farm-to-Table Secret to Motivating People →
who would have thought it...
Children remeber everything about excel spreadsheets!
It will make your working life easier!
Trust me I know!!
“Ran 7 miles before 7 am. A guy with two prosthetic legs ran past me. The words...”
– travelblggr - saw this on my twitter pages..I laughed then pondered how right she was.
“i’m right so often it gets boring…oh wait no it doesn’t…”
– me who else?
chase me chase me...how about F*%K OFF!!!
What is wrong with some people. Just got bitched at then blocked by a ‘mate’, because he was too fucking lazy to make an effort. Supposed to go for drinks after work Tuesday, but my phone is shite so I sent a text and it didn’t go through.
But does he try calling or texting me…No! Then today he tells me I’m a typical gay mate and blocks me.
Make the f#@king effort...
it comes but once a year...
Oh joy it’s Gay pride weekend and I’m not going till sunday if I’m not too hung over.
Why because my best friend (it’s been longer than we care to admit as it would show our age) needs me and also the best part it’s his birthday. That fact that he’s older than me pleases me because he deals with things before I have too.
Thats all…
“Patriotic and Revolutionary vagina”
– apparently where Kim Jong Il came from…
can you love something too much...
I realised yesterday while I was on the phone to Ian that I am very passionate about certain things and when I am I think I want to impose my love of something on to other people.
I think personally, notice how at the moment I seem to thinking a hell of a lot, that I get a bit full on because people don’t either care as much as I do, or they are just laughing at me. This does not seem to faze me...
thoughts come to mind...
I am currently sitting here at my desk waiting to go grab lunch and my thoughts stray to my friends. I mean now with the way things are looking I will have less time to spend with them, you know what they say once you don’t have a social life it’s time for a promotion, so it is about making that time count.
I realise a lot of them are getting on with their lives and so am I so it doesn’t feel...
Why Friends Matter at Work and in Life →
i love charlie, he knows me too well...
10 things Leo’s hate People who dress better than them …People with better cars than them Being ignored Being provoked to jealousy Being too cold Being too wet Being forced to go to church Being trapped inside on a sunny day Being told to slow down Being told they can’t flirt
“Straight Americans need… an education of the heart and soul. They must...”
– ( cant believe he said toss off) Bruce Bawer, The Advocate, 28 April 1998
“It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. ...”
– Francis Maude 