August 2009
155 posts
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT!!
I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND ALL FAT PEOPLE. KEEPING NUTELLA IN YOUR DESK DRAW WILL NOT, I REPEAT WILL NOT HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT.
This has been a public announcement by JJ. No animals were killed in the making of this though the cat next door was traumatised. Please save a forest by not eating McDonalds, as they are the ones forcing tree’s to be cut down not me printing off the odd email.
Thank...
My Blog name
gamblezo:
came from this http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml I am not an African dictator lol but Gamble and Muscles were taken and this is the only thing i could think of lol
Mayalão so to be a Brazilian player you just need an accent over a letter of your surname and an o or zo!!! Brazilian = D’uh!!!
yeah ok...
I would like to remind gamblezo that just because he has chosen to name his blog after small African countries dictators name does not mean he can describe his bitching as a manly discussion in an offensive way!!
buy me on ebay
I have decided to disown my parents. I was like jesus, an immaculate transaction. Yes a transaction.
Big whoop you wnana fight about it?
omg you bitch!!
It has recently come to my attention that men are bitches. I don’t know how I, yes me, didn’t notice this before but I have now. Funniest part is that the biggest bitches aren’t the gay guys we all fear are calling us fat behind our backs…it’s the straight guys having a pint. I mean after having a conversation with my best mate Mike today, (hope he doesn’t mind...
urgh!!
Saw Jodie Marsh today while out walking my friends dog. She actually looks as dirty as you would think. She looks greasy and unappealing, and would be offensive to all my senses!
Jodie Marsh I don’t approve of you. You look like your a carrier for so many STI’s you should be studied somewhere far away so that no-one has to look at you. So once again I say Jodie Marsh…URGH!
“If i have learnt anything from watching ‘The Hills’ back to back...”
– Charlie (I don’t even need to finish the quote!)
Daily Fail: You're Going Home In A Freaking... →
SEGWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! →
news just in...
I hate to tell you guys this but it turns out I’m not a proper gay man. Yes it’s true.
Check this out:
Most of my mats are straight men!
I love top gear and think that Jeremy Clarkson should be Prime Minister.
I’d much rather watching something apocalyptic, than a romantic comedy.
I’m not a regular at any gay bar.
I hate sauna’s!!!!
I want to join a football...
Coles: Serving Suggestion →
board games
omoko:
Today I rid myself of a person that I don’t even really hate. Instead I pity them. I mean to say that I understand that they can’t comprehend what friendship is or how unprofessional they actually are.
What I can’t excuse is that they tried to play me. They seem to forget that they are are a massive fish in a small fish bowl, whereas in the real world most people wouldn’t even spit on...
Loved it!
Just been cinema saw G.I. Joe don’t care what critics say it was awesome. I mean fair enough the acting wasn’t amazing but who cares CGI, action, explosions and more technology than you can shake your PS3 at. I was in geek heaven.
I have to admit growing up has meant some of the things I loved as child are now back and they have changed them to suit me as an adult and I’m not...
“That ginger bitch is really starting to piss me off!”
– The Baroness
a little more me
Something strange last week, after a few weeks of not being myself, I felt better than ever. This week though I’m feeling a bit tired. I know why this is though it’s not me getting old it’s just my body saying chill out. Last week was very hectic and crazy. This was topped off by a weekend I would redo over and over again without even thinking about it.
So today when I launched...
“…because back hair is never attractive”
– Me…
who needs mastercard
Buying a ‘Good luck’ card £1.80. Bowl of branflakes in the morning 40p. Realising you don’t have to work with ‘her’ anymore …PRICELESS.
Fornarina: Anatomy? PAH! →
Microsoft Poland: At Least They Left The Asian Guy... →
your haunting this house wth your whiteness →
I dont blame you →
i wonder...
What’s it like to be actually and totally in love with someone?
...umm bye...
Oh ok well scrap that I’m going home. AP just came in and he’s grilling R and in the words of Black TV ‘White folk are dying, lets getting out of here!!’
I am so not even going to bother...
Currently so relaxed that the prospect of getting up to go home doesn’t appeal to me! I had an amazing 3 hour lunch with the B&D Comms team all paid for by the CEO, so that can’t be a bad thing. So currently very full, and sleepy at my desk and it’s home time.
iPhone development cont. →
double edge
So I’m not being rude but sometimes it’s nice when someone leaves. Especially when this someone has caused a lot of problems and causes the atmosphere in the room to drop into an abyss.
So I say bye bye it’s been ‘nice’ knowing you, you won’t be missed at all.
Here is the problem, that person leavesand your a man down, you suddenly find out all the things they...
Do you want a segway?
I think I would, I could segway to the gym… and say stuff like ‘I’ve just left the house I’m on my segway’. How do you balance on one of those?
“I don’t have to (bleep) impress you.”
– Stewie
so...what you want to know...
Ask me a question…any question?
“Ah, splendid. Fido McCoke-Fiend is home.”
– Stewie
because it helped me get over him...
Lyrics to About Time :
[Cassie talking]
Weve been through this a thousand times
And ive never been more sure then i am right now
{Cassie ugh shhh}
Please dont say anything
Its just about that time
I guess its about time that im finnaly moving on
I dont really care if its right or wrong
And in spite of the way i love your touch
You know its gon be better for both of us
It hurts...
baby steps...
Thought I would take a quick break from cleaning my room and listening to Carrie Underwood again!
So I’ve messed up a lot in my life, but lately I’m working hard and I’m heading in the rightdirection and this makes me happy because I’ve had times when I thought there was no coming back from. So I’m not going to be smug about this I’m so humbled by all my...
OpenSocial update →
“It’s all about me, my likes, my rants, my road trips. If you don’t...”
– Gamblezo - I thought I was bad…I have created a monster. I’m so proud!
“IT’S MY BIRTHDAY WOOHOO!!”
– Me this morning.
meant for yesterday
There go two hours of my life I will never get back. Those are billable hours.
I’m distracting myself from the fact that tomorrow is my Birthday and I’m turning 25. I’m so nervous and excited all at once. I feel like the worlds just suddenly going to change and everything will be different from tomorrow onwards.
Strangley enough I don’t think it’s going to be in a...
London Pride Website →
me trying to be nice
Me: ...why don't you just f**K off and die
AC: what was that?
Me: Said I hope you have a nice time
“Well I won’t be able to make it as I broke a nail on way to work and...”
– Me - trying to get out of 2 hour IT training.
oh for sure...
This is typical of the organisation I work for. They ahve decided that it would be good for me, yes me to lead on Black History month. I mean I get I’m beautifully tanned and my milk chocolate complexion suits very few people but come on. What the hell would I know about Black History month. I have never really had that many black friends due to the whole evil gay thing! So well back to...
because it's so true...
On returning from the gym I had a thought…
A couple of thoughts:
Why, and I say WHY (yes with capitals) do fat people assume that just doing weight training will help. My god man I mean there was this guy and he was large, large is an understatement, he was like MacDonalds supersize meal this guys went on. If he was any bigger he’d have an orbit. I mean I was drawn to him, purely...
i can't help myself
I’m just smiling alot today.
Liams facebook moment added to this.
Keep smiling I am.
