Look at that…thats just a rejection waiting to happen– Sandra
Junior ‘jews speak…’ Ej ‘jewish’– Articulate
Chris ’ if your in a relationship your a c…’ Alex ’...– Articulate
SPIDERCUNT– Charlie - need i say more…blame articulate
this is why mums DONT shop at co-op– Chris - upon realising how expensive his bill was
A man should be delightfully medium– Alex
adam ’ another word for dead’ charlie ’ alive’– Articulate
here we go...
ok so i’m sitting here and i’ve just realised how friggin nervous i am about the very very un-known!! so lets give you the low down…i’ve been in lincoln a wee bit of time…i blame my in ability to be able to finish stuff to be honest…that or i found my comfort zone. so back to the jist of this blog. wow i’m leaving soon and it’s weird because i...
500 k thats the most i’ve had in a long time!!!– Kylie during monopoly
shamala shamala where’s my baby shamala– Ikea!!
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so i thought i’d open up a little for you all… it’s the aftermath of another valentines day, that shitty excuse of a day that makes people feel guilty for not doing enough all year or vulnerable and stupid for not being in a relationship of any kind. so sitting here in my duvet on my double bed alone, i’m thinking will it ever happen. Happily ever after that is. the funny...
In a day full of drama and controvarcy, we were robbed of first place, how we reacted to this was ummm…INFRACT THIS!!! The quotes, ‘Am i pretty enough to be blonde *hair stroke* i think I am!! But before this even began there was ‘I forgot my competition coke!!’ And just to sum it all up…’I’m the poo so take a big whiff!!’ Good times and happy...