March 2009
24 posts
i think i need help...lots of it...
hi my name is jean-junior k mayala and i’m an addict.
i’m addicted to the worst thing possible, worst than ket, and coke and nicotine…this substance may actually kill me one day due to lack of sleep!!! I’m addicted to trashy television and not just anything the worst kinda of thing, american soap opera ‘as the world turns’, and to make it worst i only watch one...
“tell eveyone ur goin for a gothic vampire drained look
ghostly like a dead...”
– that right there is why i’m a complete moron!!
“Botanically speaking the banana is a herb”
– need i say more….
ok i get it...
this prob makes me really lazy and a bit of a spoilt brat but i miss my maid, she’s on holiday for 4 more weeks and i miss her. i dont like cleaning my room so regularly and she always does such an amazing job and i never even realised. like right now there is a little layer of dust on my shelf and i ahd to wipe it down but usually she does it so often i never notice. oh i wish she would...
maybe just me
been watching star wars again but is it me or are the jedi just a little clue less in the first 3 chapters.
i get the whole dark side is hidden blah blah blah but it’s just well you know the evil lord is always standing next to them lol. no offense but when someone i know who hates me is standing near me i kinda notice…just a little, even if it just after they have stuck the knife...
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My Sister's Birthday →
Cha-cha-cha-cha-Chaangessss...... →
Cha-cha-cha-cha-Chaangessss...... →
“Growing older is mandatory but growing up is not”
– ms rueon
answers on a postcard
after being waxed you should…
lie still and wait for the pain to pass
wish you hadn’t done it
pour water over your balls to cool them down
cry a little
or be retarded like junior and put on a pair of tight cotton boxers then jeans and walk the scenic route home…when gettin home realising that there is still a little bit of wax and by takin your boxers off really fast you...
apologies
i need to apologise for something. a few weeks ago i subjected my friends to something that could only be rivalled by chinese water torture. for this i’m sorry …basically i got them to watch the southland tales…by the guy who wrote and directed donnie darko which is amazing…and could be classed as one of my favourite films ever. as for southland tales it could be best...
hey ya'll
i’ve been totally avoding writing or doing anything on here at it was a bit of a lincolnesque things…but this is my blog and it will follow me wherever i may go…unless i cant get a wireless signal or an actual connection (which dear readers would suck)…
so i’ve moved back home…
whats can i say…this is how i felt on te actual saturday of...
i saw this and didnt think of you....
Alive: Temporarily metabolically abled.
Bald: Follicularly challenged.
Body Odour: Non discretionary fragrance.
Bum: Homeless person.
Broken Home: Dysfunctional family.
Caretaker: Site Engineer.
Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated.
Criminal: Behaviourally challenged.
Dead: Living impaired.
Dishonest: Ethically disoriented.
Drunk: Chemically inconvenienced.
Fail: Achieve a deficiency.
Fairy:...
