...No really...It's Jnr

so your probably wondering what piece of brilliance am I going to come out with now. well lets keep it simple the divorce was finalised on monday and it went alot better than i thought. i got to keep everything my tonsils got nothing. and more good news i actually enjoyed my hospital stay. apart from the 2 hour wait when i had to do another blood test. seriously how much blood could these people need. apparently my platelet count had dropped from 200 3 weeks ago to 20 on friday. but few it had gone back up to 144 on monday so doctors let me have the operation.

so anyway as i was sayin, could you believe that i stayed in a hospital overnight even though i had to be drugged and closer to being a zombie then i care to admit it was actually alright. every whim answered too drugs on tap and nurses who actually cared. the nhs cant be that bad at all if me, yes i am sayin this. though now once again i’m in pain and i’m taking enough drugs to make any council estate drug mule proud. anyway i’m of to dose up on more pain killers and then decide which of my personalities is going to win out regardin what channel i watch tonight.

3 days to go, and then the bad boi’s i’ve come to know as my secondary testicles are gone…i have to say even though i am nervous, i’ve grown to love the little guys. we’ve been through everything together, tonsilitus (they were to blame), gladular fever, wisdom teeth infections causing muscle infection leading to lock jaw and subsequently me having to eat everything via sucking it up a straw (ah good times)…to getting time off work due to illness and even being so ill one year that i got extensions on everything at uni and even didnt have to hand one assignment in altogether and was marked on a chat about the unit i had with my lecturer. good times we have had. so now it’s coming to the end of the road and i guess i have one thing to say…thank fuck, bye the fuck bye i don’t care if they are a second pair of testicles and removing them makes me less of a man, because seriously if i end up losing like 2 stones in a week after taking 6 months putting it on due to illness i’ll rip the infected red raw fat little bastards out myself ;o). so this is me saying bye to the twins and hopefully the closest i’ll get to them being near be after monday is them in a jar next to my tv.